Sometimes I lay awake at night, pondering over these thoughts, but that's what makes life so fun! Maybe you will too! Enjoy..



Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions?

Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun" sizes when it would be more fun to eat a bit one?



Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have "branches"?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies tend to wake up every couple of hours?



Is there anything easier done than said?

If someone had a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?



What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

If the sky is blue and the sun is yellow, why isn't the air green?



If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?

What do you call a male ladybug?



If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?



If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you're born again, do you have two belly-buttons?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is it called a TV set when there's only 1?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?



Why do you send a shipment in a truck, but send cargo in a ship?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?



If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

Why is there a permanent press setting on an iron?

Why is that if you water a cow you give water to the cow, but if you milk a cow you take milk away from the cow?